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The only one who knew who it was was the girl who's favorite movie was The Rocky Horror Picture Show, a shame, he's an awesome artist.The rest of the tour was called off and Meat Loaf returned to California.'Everything surrounding that third Bat Out Of Hell album was wrong - it was a negative time,' he says. As soon as I felt better, I fired everyone around me and started all over again.Does anyone know if there's anything to this or if it's just a coincidence.Thanks to this song everyone in my school thinks I'm weird.